There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.....
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.....
It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.....
There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.....
You can never put anything back in a box the way it came....
You slice your tongue licking an envelope...
Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading...
You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.....
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.....
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.....
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am....
People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.....
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.....
You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.....
You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.....
You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.....
You get bumped off of AOL and can't get reconnected right away..and you're just in the middle of typing a long email.....
>Things that make you want to scream:
>There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to
find an address.....
You are an idiot. Pull over so they can pass and then proceed.
>You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.....
You are too slow. You need faster reflexes, or buy an automatic can opener with a magnetic lid holder.
>It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it
till
>you walk across your living room rug.....
You are blind. Get glasses.
>There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.....
You are ignorant. That's what noise abatement laws are for. Call the police and have him hauled away.
>You can never put anything back in a box the way it came....
You have no dexterity. Buy bigger boxes or stop trying.
>You slice your tongue licking an envelope...
You are an idiot or have no dexterity. Use a sponge, or try holding the envelope parallel to your tongue instead of perpendicular.
>Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a
>reading...
You have no strength. Press it in all the way and this will not happen.
>You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry
>comes out covered with lint.....
You are an idiot. Throw away used tissues. What were you saving it for anyway?
>The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish
>crossing.....
You are too polite. That's what the middle finger is for.
>A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your
>filling.....
You are an idiot. Take foil wrappings off BEFORE putting candy in your mouth.
>You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am....
You are an idiot. Buy an old fashioned analog one with hands so you can't do this again.
>People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter
>just opening up.....
You are too slow and unobservant. You should have seen the cashier getting ready to open another register.
>You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary
because
>you don't know how to spell it.....
Don't you have any friends? This is what they are for.
>You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that
>you're just browsing.....
You are a whiner. You probably complain when you can't find a salesperson. You can't have it both ways. More is better, get over it.
>You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.....
You are forgetful. Buy one of those silly necklaces that hold your pen.
>You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash
your
>head on the way up.....
You are an idiot. Next time try getting down on your hands and knees instead of bending over.
>You get bumped off of AOL and can't get reconnected right away..and
>you're just in the middle of typing a long email.....
You are an idiot. Two reasons. 1) Get a real internet provider
and you won't have this problem. 2) You don't need to be online to
type email. Type it and then use Flashsessions set to automatically
try until your mail is sent.