For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each
other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going
to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for
thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap
of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached
each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly
emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen
minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their
faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking
at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the
male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and
I'll crap on it's head."