ALABAMA: Literacy Ain't Everything
ARKANSAS: At Least We're not Oklahoma
CALIFORNIA: Se Habla Ingles
CONNECTICUT: New York City's OTHER Suburb
FLORIDA: The Gunshine State
IDAHO: Famous Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis
ILLINOIS: Gateway to Iowa
INDIANA: Home of Dan Quayle
KANSAS: Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole
KENTUCKY: Tobacco is a Vegetable
MAINE: For Sale
MARYLAND: We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!
MASSACHUSETTS: The Sue Me State.
MINNESOTA: Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made
ponds
MONTANA: Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
NEW HAMPSHIRE: Love thy neighboring state, and it's
economy.
NEW JERSEY: The Garbage State
NEW MEXICO: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
NEW YORK:You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the
Right to an Attorney
NORTH CAROLINA: Five Million People; Fifteen Last
Names
OHIO: Don't Judge us by Cleveland
OREGON: Jerry Garcia was here!
PENNSYLVANIA: Cook with Coal
SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer than North Dakota
TENNESSEE: The Educashun State
TEXAS: Don't Mess with Texas -- We're Armed
UTAH: Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus
VIRGINIA: We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!
WASHINGTON: Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp
WEST VIRGINIA: Incest is Best