How dirty is your mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

4. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

5. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

6. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

7. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

8. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush. What am I?

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ANSWERS:

        1. A dentist
        2. A wedding ring
        3. An elevator
        4. A nose
        5. A newspaper boy
        6. A glove
        7. An arrow
        8. A bird

SCORING:

        0-1 YIKES!
        2-4 Get your mind out of the gutter!
        5-6 Good job.